But the internet has been working perfectly for years with the hub. Unless purchasing the wifi router caused our line filters to overheat and explode, it seems unlikely that that's the issue.
(But thanks for the help, anyway!

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Currently, I have quite possibly the least elegant setup ever. I've abandoned the idea of using the wifi router as a wired router for now, and until I can get a new modem, I've got the modem, computers and wifi router connected to the old hub (10Mb/s). The wifi router runs on a different network, with the modem as its gateway. Two layers of NATs to travel through, just to get to the net. Also, I can't access the modem or any of the desktop computers from the EEE, because it's on a different network.
Ah well... it seems to work for the net...

(yes, that is our current mess)
UPDATE: the network works, whoo! though the internet just died again (reboot fixed it again)... -scratches chin-